Christmas Vacation/Noel
$ 5.00

Christmas Vacation/Noel

Our two favorite colors, black and nothing. A simple card with a secret message.

Blind Impression: "when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse." 

Black Ink: "Noel" 

- 5" x 7" folded card, blank inside

- Letterpress printed in black ink on 100% cotton, 110# pure white cards 

Note: Dark colored envelopes are best if used with gold, white or metallic pens